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Just to clear up the intricate details of twilight and how vampires work…

tee-wihard:

Smartass haters that keep asking stupid questions about vampires, like how they get hard if they don’t have blood or why they can make babies when they are dead… Use you’re brains for once and actually READ the books… Stephanie Meyer isn’t an idiot and has actually addressed all these points in her books. Stop clogging up my tracked tags with hateful dumbass comments! 

I find it funny how you think every one of us “haters” have never read the books.  Several “haters” have.  It is scientifically impossible for a guy to get hard if he has no blood.  Nor is it possible to get pregnant if your husband has no sperm.  If you’re dead, you have no blood, nor do you have sperm.

(Source: icedteea)

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    I’ve read the whole series because I do not criticize books by looking at their covers. Guess what? Reading it didn’t...
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    fucking kidding me?
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    had this exact same thought. All...twilight loves I would talk
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    I am not even a Twilight fan anymore at all but it was all kind of cleared up in the books. Since he feeds on blood, he...
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    I’ve read the books. Yes, every one of them. and all of that ^. Impossible to get hard. Impossible to get pregnant. And...
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    ^I have read all four books (multiple times I am ashamed to say because I used to like them before I grew a brain) and...
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    you think every one of us “haters” have never read the books. Several “haters” have. It is scientifically impossible for...
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