January 2012
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I made a food blog. YUM →
Jan 9th
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Jan 4th
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Attention!
TF needs money; and there are two reasons why: As you may know, the domain for Twilight Fails has expired.  I haven’t got any money, and I cannot find a job, so I’m depending on donations to get it again. ALSO I’m in the processing of writing “Pielight” and planning on self publishing it.  In order to do that, I’m going to need A LOT of money.  A lot. ...
Jan 4th
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Anonymous asked: This site seems to be forcused on the horrible quality of Twilight (and I will admit that there are many, many things that are wrong with it) and that Harry Potter is better, but why not add the other million books that are amazing? Why focus soly on Harry Potter? It seems more like a single based hatred then promoting anything more then your love of Harry. Here are some amazing reads: Eragon,...
Jan 4th
thenumber31 asked: It kind of sucks how Forks, Washington has changed into Twilight Central.
Jan 4th
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We're baaaaaaaaaaack!
Jan 4th
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September 2011
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Twitter →
mirandapotter: Everyone who follows me is brill :)
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July 2011
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June 2011
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bsarad asked: I love this blog so much
Jun 23rd
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Dear Twilight,
Sorry, I can’t hear you over my the sound of the roller coasters and fans at my amusement park. Sincerely, Harry Potter
Jun 18th
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If you had any doubt that Harry Potter was better...
sweeneytylor: The lowest grossing film in the Harry Potter film series, Prisoner of Azkaban, made $795,634,069 worldwide. The highest grossing flim in the Twilight saga (so far), New Moon, made $709,711,008 worldwide. Suck that, Twi-Tards. Harry Potter, FTW!
Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
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Does anyone know the legal rights of...
Jun 18th
Dear Americans,
tattooslaceandreality: Stop using the word “dreamed.”  It is a god awful word, that should always be replaced with “dreamt.” I don’t care if both are technically right, the British have been here longer, they get the final say.  Stop it.  Just. Stop.  Thank you.  P.S.  This means you Stephenie Meyer.   SERIOUSLY
Jun 17th
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ohkaay , you're coool.: i am so sick of every... →
twilighterosie: mother fucker, no. Okay, let me start by saying , I love harry potter. BUT I read twilight first and i think its fucking amazing and its my favorite. all the potterheads in the world are like “oh, twilight sucks” or “twilights gay” . SHUT THE FUCK UP. Youre entitled to your opinion but dont try… It’s NOT just Harry Potter fans that do that.  It’s way more...
Jun 17th
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Jun 16th
Twilight Fails' birthday = 2 hours and 8 minutes...
Jun 16th
I made a fan site.~~~~~~ →
Jun 15th
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Twilight Fails' birthday is on THURSDAY!
Jun 15th
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Jun 14th
"twilight got way more fame than harry potter ever...
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Jun 14th
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Completely Undazzled: Miranda's Thoughts on...
    For some girls, Twilight is a series that they can relate to.  How?  I don’t know.  Not many people I know have a significant other who is sparkly and undead.     Me, and many other people, however, feel that the series is a bad influence to children, and you may be wondering why.     Twilight teaches girls to get married as soon as possible so that they can have sex with the infatuation...
Jun 13th
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Anonymous asked: Sorry but i would just like to mention that Stephenie Meyer DID create her own fictional world in twilight. People have been criticizing her work asking questions that have legitimate answers. If you take the time to read her website or one of my more recent posts Stephenie has actually anticipated that people would ask such questions and she has addressed them with evidence of thorough research...
Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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Make up your own caption for the following picture! What does Edward’s expression say?
Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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“*sparkle*”
– Edward Cullen
Jun 13th
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Something SMeyer didn't realise
When I first started researching how to write fantasy novels, I read that if you’re going to have witches or vampires or elves or hobbits that you should create a new world, like JKR did with Harry Potter, or how JRR Tolkien did with LOTR and The Hobbit.  If you are going to put them in our real, scientific world, you need to go along with how our real, scientific world.  You can’t...
Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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The MTV Movie Awards = MTV Twilight Saga Awards.
xuyamx3: The only place where anything related to that movie wins anything.
Jun 11th
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reasoningwithvampires asked: I can go toe-to-toe on Twilight FAQ with any Twilight-lover, despite my hater status. ERECTIONS WERE NEVER COVERED.

... just sayin'.
Jun 11th
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Just to clear up the intricate details of twilight...
tee-wihard: Smartass haters that keep asking stupid questions about vampires, like how they get hard if they don’t have blood or why they can make babies when they are dead… Use you’re brains for once and actually READ the books… Stephanie Meyer isn’t an idiot and has actually addressed all these points in her books. Stop clogging up my tracked tags with hateful dumbass comments!  I find it...
Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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will ppl stop tellin me to like hungry games or...
katpiss: i luv TWILIGHT. only twilight. gosh i sense a troll.
Jun 11th
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the-kind-of-love-that-never-dies asked: I love everything this blog is.

I bow down to the awesomeness. :')
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April 2011
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Apr 30th
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Reblog if you agree with me
potterheadperez:
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Apr 29th
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Stuff That's Annoying →
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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]]>the-next-great-adventure answered your question: Why do you think people like the series? I haven’t even heard anyone mention Twilight in a very long while. I’m hoping it’s going away. Wait until the film comes out. Then it’ll be terrifying.
Apr 29th
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Why do you think people like the series?
Apr 29th
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