I made a food blog. YUM
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but why
just
why
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON
BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE THE LYRICS
I LOVE THIS BOY
WELL, HE’S NOT A BOY
HE’S A CENTURY OOOOLD
HE SPARKLES IN THE SUN
AND I LOVE HIM SO
OH LOOK, HERE HE COMES
and out comes Justin Bieber.
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Attention!
TF needs money; and there are two reasons why:
As you may know, the domain for Twilight Fails has expired. I haven’t got any money, and I cannot find a job, so I’m depending on donations to get it again.
ALSO
I’m in the processing of writing “Pielight” and planning on self publishing it. In order to do that, I’m going to need A LOT of money. A lot. I’ll need an editor, a cover design, and promotion for the book.
If everyone of my followers donates even a dollar, it may be enough for all of that.
In exchange, you will get free blog promotion for two months. Just send me your proof of donation.
Please, and thank you!
Anonymous asked:
This site seems to be forcused on the horrible quality of Twilight (and I will admit that there are many, many things that are wrong with it) and that Harry Potter is better, but why not add the other million books that are amazing? Why focus soly on Harry Potter? It seems more like a single based hatred then promoting anything more then your love of Harry. Here are some amazing reads: Eragon, Eldest, and Brisingr(sp?) are a good series. How about the Pendragon series, or even Charlie Bone. And why just forcus on Twilight? Why not make fun of the other horrible novels that have followed after? Like Vampire Acadamy or House of Night which is dominating and polluting the reading pool and infecting the young minds. Instead of constantly reviewing the same hatred for Twilight, maybe you should try showing hatred for all things similar to Twilight.
I'm not trying to diss your site, or be rude. There are some good points. Edward cannot have an erection, or have children. His sperm would be dead. Indian culture is, once more, hollywoodized by producing "werewolves" from an Indiana culture that lives away from the towns people on a reservation. Though, in truth, the only prop you can really give SMeyer is this: She did pick a depressing scene with an emo character where there is little light so the vampires could hide themselves? I mean, great thinking....right?
I'm not trying to diss your site, or be rude. There are some good points. Edward cannot have an erection, or have children. His sperm would be dead. Indian culture is, once more, hollywoodized by producing "werewolves" from an Indiana culture that lives away from the towns people on a reservation. Though, in truth, the only prop you can really give SMeyer is this: She did pick a depressing scene with an emo character where there is little light so the vampires could hide themselves? I mean, great thinking....right?
I do mention other books that are better than Twilight (I mean, there are a lot), but there are a lot more graphics and articles that compare Harry Potter and Twilight, and a lot of my followers are Harry Potter fans.
The series you’ve mentioned are good books as well and are better than Twilight.
thenumber31 asked:
It kind of sucks how Forks, Washington has changed into Twilight Central.
I know, I feel bad for the antis that live there.
We’re baaaaaaaaaaack!
I can dig it hahaha #TwilightFreak
Let us take a moment to cry for humanity.
- I wouldn’t call it an obsession; it’s a collection.
No.
Everyone who follows me is brill :)
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I guess this person has never met a crazy twitard.
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okay okay okay
I LOVE YOU ALL.
AHAHAHA
Oh, the amusement.
bsarad asked:
I love this blog so much
Awh, thank you so much!
Dear Twilight,
Sorry, I can’t hear you over my the sound of the roller coasters and fans at my amusement park.
Sincerely,
Harry Potter
